Hello, friends. We’re your usability consultants.

Is your web app tired? Run down? Listless? Does it poop out at diggings? Is it unpopular on del.icio.us?

The answer to all of your problems is in this little bottle consulting package. App Therapy Prix Fixe. Yes, App Therapy Prix Fixe contains vitamins, meat, vegetables, and minerals and 150% of your daily dosage of usability expertise.

Yes, with App Therapy Prix Fixe you can buy your way to web application health. All you do is take a big dose after every meal once. It’s so tasty, too. Tastes just like candy. So why don’t you join the thousands of happy peppy people and order your App Therapy Prix Fixe today. That’s App Therapy Prix Fixe.

Customer happiness is priceless… and it can be cheap

Good design and good UI isn’t just nice, it’s good business. Good UI makes your customers happier, which means they’re more likely to use your stuff, and pay for your stuff, and talk about your stuff. And while happy, productive, chatty customers are something we always want—they’re even more valuable in a down economy.

So you’ve got an app that is on its way to awesomeness. It just needs a little tender lovin’ care in the usability or design department to get there.

And you know how important UI can be to your business, buuut… your budget can’t take a big project right now.

App Therapy Prix Fixe

Never fear, App Therapy (and me, Amy Hoy) is here to help.

For a flat rate, you can choose either:

• The Inspector (think Sherlock or Columbo, not Clouseau). In which we explore and analyze your entire application[1] and deliver to you a fancy report including a written analysis (including callouts and sketches) and suggestions for improvement. Topics considered include application structure, flow, individual screens’ usability and layout, insights about targeted users, and aesthetics (aka “the pretty”).

Put simply: I will explore every nook and cranny of your app, and analyze every area from the overall application structure and assumptions, to the positioning in the market, to the design, layout, & behavior of specific elements, and aesthetic direction, making suggestions all the while.

At the end, you’ll get a fancy-pancy report running between 20 and 30 pages, including lots of analysis and many suggestions, marked-up screenshots and a few custom new wireframes just for you.

• The Drive-By Design. In which we explore your application, and thence, with that knowledge, take any single, full page of your choosing and redesign it from the ground up to be more effective. In this case we deliver to you a fully-realized design, original design source files (PSDs) and a written explanation of our recommendations for that page and its situation in the entire application.

Either package is ideal for smaller companies and startups, and anyone who is having a difficult time loosening the purse strings for hiring usability consultants for a long-term project.

And what can I do with this report/redesign?

What can you do with all that advice and insight, you ask? Well, whatever you please! It’s yours to do with what you wish. Implement changes & ideas yourself, or hire somebody else to help you out, or even hire me, if you’re into it.

There’s no further obligation. My reports and advice are yours. I will happily make ourselves available for further assistance (availability permitting), but you can implement my suggestions any way you want, and with whomever you want.

Faster than a locomotive powered by the hate of mediocre UI

Turnaround time on these babies is about 2 – 3 weeks. They take a lot of time, effort, and love, so I can do only a couple at a time.

That Price, which is Fixed

The price for either package is just $3,500 USD.

If you’d like further details and a sample report, drop us a line at biz@slash7.com with your preferred method of contact and we’ll give you a prompt return call or email.

Operators are standing by

[1] This assumes a fairly typically sized application: similar to or bigger than Basecamp, smaller than Salesforce.